It’s Ten O’clock

Hello!  It’s Amie at ten o’clock at night with my little sister, Rose (She’ll talk in italics).  Right at the moment we’re hyped up with some REALLY black coffee (thanks to me, of course.  I’d probably put the army to shame.) and I had the bazar idea to write a blog post instead of writing my book.  Rose is giving me her time instead of reading, so please clap for Rose.

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Amie on the left, Rose on the right.

Okay, we need to answer some of the weirdest questions online.  Let’s look up weird questions.  Okay, Rose, do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Yeah, as long as it has nothing to do with boys.

Don’t worry, I’m not into boys.  They can stay outside at ten o’clock at night.

Okay, I’m fine with that. 

All right, time to look up these questions.

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

Anita Bra.

Ah, that’s so just lame.

Wha? Did you just call me lame?  YOU JUST CALLED ME LAME?  Are you serious?  I can’t believe that!  You’re so nice.  If you call me lame one more time, I’m leaving this post.

I didn’t call you lame, I called the name lame.

What do you mean?  The name’s not lame, it’s strange.  Who would humiliate their child like that?

I think the funnest name I’ve heard in real life is…Tootie.  It’s just a little strange.

No, no no!  You should do Matthew’s name.

But that’s not a real person named that.

Oh, well, too bad.  Flowing Sewer is a lot funnier.

Okay, next question.

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

What do you mean?  I’m not understanding.  Oh my goodness.  I don’t know!  Give me a minute.

Would you like me to answer?

You answer first, and I’ll think about it.

Okay, I would be very disappointed with myself at the moment because I haven’t been partying, and I don’t have a boyfriend.  For some unknown reason, I thought my age at the present to be really old, and I wanted to have a devoted boyfriend by the time I was this old.  But, I do not want a boyfriend, and I’m not even old enough for one.  So our ideas change, and our ideals.

Oh my goodness, Amie!  Are you serious?  I didn’t think you were that bad.  You wanted to party with boys and get in trouble?  I am ashamed of my older sister.

Hey, you haven’t told your story yet, and mine’s not that bad.  I need more coffee.

I have no idea.  I seriously don’t know.  I never thought of that before.  I can’t think.  Maybe just go roll down a hill?

That’s not even a confession like mine.

Oh, you didn’t say a confession!  You didn’t say I had to tell a confession.

Apparently I’m the worse out of us two.  Okay, next question.

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

Looks stupid doing?  *thinks* I can’t say anything that will offend people.

Don’t worry, I say all that already on this blog.

Mm!  Stupid looking?  So…Stupid looking…Probably wearing their PJs in Walmart.  They look so stupid, and who would be stupid enough to do that?  They’re just wearing tank tops, PJs, and slippers.  That would hurt my feet.  I know that’s not funny, at least not as funny as yours is going to be, but they do look stupid.

Okay, um…I’m embarrassed to say what I’m thinking…

SAY IT!

Okay, I’ve only seen people do this a few times, and it’s not something I would do.  But–I can’t say this.

You got to!  At least say something else.

Okay, fine.  It’s not my fault.

Don’t get offended people who read this.  This is a ten o’clock thing we’re doing, and people say weird things at night.

Okay, so it’s weird and stupid looking when–*laughs*–Um, when teenage girls put their hands on their hips and do a little dance.  And sometimes they have their friends help them…Does that make sense?

Um hmm.  I can see it.  You’re right.  That’s really stupid.  If you’re a Christian girl, you shouldn’t be doing that…Or even if you’re not a Christian, its just not right.  It’s so immodest.

All right, next question!

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

I’m not sure!  But either tattoos or um, wearing bikinis.

Wow, Rose, you didn’t give any slack.  Okay, mine are going to be more generic.  Either the eyebrow trends on Instagram, or the droopy lip make-up art.  And, if we’re saying for the guys, it’ll be the pants that go down to their knees.

No, down to the ground

Usually it’s not that low.  But at least it’s going out of style.

Remember what I told you I saw on Pinterest?  How in 2090 guys will be dragging their pants behind them in a wheelbarrow.

NOOO!  You didn’t tell me that!  Let’s see if we can find it on Pinterest.

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Apparently the fateful day is even sooner than we thought.  But!  We were successful in finding!

Oh yay!

Okay, next question.

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Cats!

Gasp!  Rose!  We actually AGREE!  Hold, everyone pause and notice the extreme rarity of this moment.  My younger sister and I actually both think the rudest animal would be CATS!! It’s a miraculous moment!

I love kitty-cats and all…But, just the way they act.  *Shakes head*

Hmm, we don’t have much debating on this question, since we both agree it would be cats.  Comment below if you dare disagree with us two sisters.  IF YOU DO….Dun dun dun!

Oh, Amie.  

What are some things that are okay to do occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

Hmm, ah, this is a hard one!  This is really hard!  Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm….Uh, Amie, you go first!

Not drinking coffee everyday.

Yeah, but I don’t drink coffee everyday.

Thou art not human.

Ah, c’mon, some people hate coffee.  Isn’t that better than hating coffee?

Those that hate coffee are from planet mars.  Sorry.

Ah, that might offend someone.

What can I say?  I am not politically correct.

This is ten o’clock news, and that’s why Amie’s not in her right mind.  Ignore her.  What’s the question again? 

Um, I’d say eating out, dancing, partying, having a grand ole’ time, and dancing in the rain.

Hey!  Having a grand ole’ time you can have everyday, but all the rest are good, so I’ll go with them.

Such are the pains of being the older sister.  The younger sister always follows.

Oh, c’mon.  That’s not true!  Calling all younger sisters!  you don’t always follow your older sister, do you?

Okay, before they can answer, let’s move to the next question.

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

Oh, that thing at Aunt Bertha’s house!  It was kinda like a bust without a head, but it was VERY immodest, and it was supposed to be a guy.  It was so terrible, I won’t say anymore.

Okay, besides what Rose has said, I always find it weird when people have fake ivy in their house, and baskets everywhere.  I just don’t see the use.  I would have musical instruments everywhere, and lots of comfy chairs.

And coffee stuff?

And coffee stuff.  I’d probably have twenty million dirty coffee cups lying around.

Don’t exaggerate so much.

Okay, I stand corrected.  Maybe just one million.

AMIE!

*Chuckles in delight*

I can understand a hundred.  That would take up a whole cupboard, but you are that messy.

I am not messy.  Just a little unorganized.  *cough*

You’re not the only one.  Look at my desk.  I clean it up and it just clutters itself up.

Yeah, maybe we should move to the next question before we start talking about our bedroom.

Oh yeah.  Let’s move on.  I’ll be glad to avoid the bedroom.

Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?

Oh oh oh!  That Reed dude (you know who) who looks just like…Oh, what’s the actors name?  William…William…What’s his last name?  Mosley!

Oh!  He was different.

But didn’t he look like the actor?

Yeah, sorta.  I still think William Mosley looks a lot nicer.

Ooh, I hope he’s not reading this blog post.  Ouch.

Oh, me too.  Don’t tell him about this blog post.

I promise not to tell our mutual friend.  Okay, anyone else?

Let me think…

I’m thinking too.  Uh…

I don’t know.  If you would call Mr. Ed an actor, he looks a lot like Cody.

Let’s see if I have a picture of Cody, and we’ll ask our dear followers their opinion.

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Cody
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Mr. Ed

Um, Cody’s missing the blaze, though

I just noticed that.

Anyone else?  Like, they don’t have to look like them, just act or sound like them.  I can’t think of anyone.

I can’t either.

You want more questions?

Sure, if this post isn’t getting too long.

No danger of that.  😉

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

You go first.

Okay, so we used to pretend we weren’t good girls, and so we’d dress up in naughty outfits.  I think the most embarrassing one was when I put on a dress three times too small for me length wise, but I was always so skinny, that it fit like it should at the top.  But it was so incredibly short, that it isn’t even funny.  But something I’ve worn in public would probably be a dress that we got from the thrift store.  It was from the 60s, I think.  Anyway, I might have a picture of me in it, but I’m not publishing it.  I stopped wearing it once my brother told me I resembled a banana slug in it.  I’ve been told many things by my brother.  Once he kindly (not) told me to consult the color wheel if I ever wanted to look good in clothes.  I’m obviously not good at fashion.

I don’t know.  I’m not sure how things look on me.  Maybe a short dress I’d wear with fake high-heels and earrings.  It was pretty bad looking, but I thought it was really cute.

Remember how we used to pretend we were homeless–

Remember the time when mommy wasn’t home and we got into the box of shorts and skirts we weren’t supposed to be in?  

OOOOOHHHH!

Well, it really was a bucket with sewing projects.  We bought short skirts and shorts to turn into skirts with longer bottoms.  Anyway, they were really short and we would play bad things with them.

They weren’t bad things, we just pretended we went to college.

We made a video, but we deleted it because we didn’t want mommy to find out we had put those things on.

Ahh, now we finally confess.

It was pretty embarrassing now that I think about it.  

Okay, next question?

Next question!

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Uh, I don’t know, what do you think?  You’re the one that would assume what I had done.

Uh, I’d probably think it was a mistake, just because you’re so good.  I’d be the one to go to jail, not you.

Seriously?  I can’t believe you.  You’re not that bad…But when you were little you were.

Man, thanks a lot, Rose.

She didn’t want me to become a Christian, so there.

That was only because I didn’t understand that Jesus could be a Savior to all people.  I wanted Him to be only mine.

How selfish!  but you were only like, seven?

Nope, I was six.

Oh, okay.  I was close!

Yeah, but back to the question.  Do you want me to answer first?

Sure.

All my family and friends would think I accidentally murdered someone.  Because I’m not careful with sharp objects, and I love playing with movie prop knifes and swords.  And movie props are still sharp.  Usually I’m not entrusted with sharp objects.

She flings them about and pretends to kill imaginary foes!  

Yep.  That’s the truth.  The hard, cold, steely, I’m going be put in jail for murder, truth.

Don’t be silly.  For some reason I think people would think I went to jail for a party.

Nope, I’d think you went to jail for driving drunk.

OH MY!  I can’t believe you!

I was just joking!

I’M NOT THAT BAD!  I don’t ever want to drink!  HELP ME!

I’m not killing you.

So, next question.

Okay, two more questions and then I think my followers will have enough of us.

Amie, it’s almost eleven o’clock.

Exactly.  Anyway, next question.

What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?

That’s terrifying.  I think I would try to get out of the world as fast as I could.

Well, what would it be like?

Uh, I said terrifying.  Now, what’s a long word that’s pretty much terrifying?  It would probably be me running around screaming, “get away from me!” I’d bolt the door, and windows, and chimney.  It would be terrifying, especially if they were all males.

Okay, Rose, that’s different.  Well, I think the world would be a hot place.

What do you mean hot?

Well, both in looks and in temperature.

Oh, c’mon.

I’m dying from laughter.  I can’t stop.  It’s not even that funny of a joke.  Oh, my, my sides ache.  But, seriously, I think it would be full of arguments, because I’m one that will argue to my last breath for what I think is right, or wrong, and so there would be a lot of murder, and war, and the world would be terrible.

That’s terrible!  But they’d all be thinking the same thing.

No, they’re like me, but they aren’t me.  They have similar processing.  I think the male copies would be in fist fights every day, because I literally sadly actually fight.  Like, physical fights, whether I’m asleep or awake.  But the female copies would disdain everyone else.  And everyone is cocky.

People, Amie seriously fights herself in her sleep.  She wakes up with scratches and stuff she didn’t have before.  She used to fall out of the bed all the time before we got a bunk bed.

Don’t tell embarrassing stories.

Well, this is supposed to be an embarrassing post.  She was a terrible sleep walker too.  She almost fell down the stairs tons of times.

Yeah, let’s move to the next question.

Good idea.

Wait, it’s going to be the last question.  *Tears up*

Yep, sorry to break the news, guys, if you’re been enjoying this post.

I don’t know if I can bring myself to do it.

C’mon, don’t be emotional.  Get to the next question.  I’m the emotional one.

Tell me about it.  Next question!

If you were held at gun point and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out?

Oh my!  This is serious!  Amie, go first.  This is crazy.

Okay, so I’m huge for coming up with the craziest dances.

Tell me about it.

So, I have this really weird rap almost dance that I do for my family.  It starts real slow, and I do the music to it, and then it goes really fast and kinda turns into a dance like the Peanuts do.  It’s on the strange side.  It ends with a Dab (dance move).  It’s pretty crazy, and I’d probably be shot, but I’d be kinda glad to die.

Okay, Amie, that sounds weird.

I’m getting into my philosophical mood.  It’s the fifth mood after coffee.

Okay, I need to tell them my dance.  If I knew how to do backflips, handstands, summersaults, and…What’s that thing called, Amie?

UMMMM, I know what you’re talking about.

But they might not know.  Cartwheel!   If I knew how to do all that, I could do a really cool dance.

You know, I might just do the worm.

Oh, Amie!  That would be hilarious!  I might do that at the end of mine.

And we would probably be shot.

Agreed.  

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Amie on the left, and Rose on the right.  Shows she’s always right. 😉

Well, that’s the end, folks.

If you would like to have another one like this, please leave a comment below.  We really want to do anther one.

Yep!

See y’all

Goodbye!  Farewell!  Auf Weidersehen, adieu!  To you, and you, and you!

She’s had too much coffee.  She’s singing her favorite song again….

~~Amie~~

—-Rose—–

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“Do you think we should edit this?” Amie asked her younger sister.

“Nah, your followers will love it.  I know I would,” Rose smiled.

“Hey!  It might even get the Best of 2018 award…” Both girls looked at each other before laughing and shaking their heads.

“Nah,” the exclaimed together as Amie hit the publish button.

45 thoughts on “It’s Ten O’clock

  1. WOW!! Is this the TRUE side of Amie and Rose?! =D 🙂 And I’m very offended at what you said about people who don’t like coffee. *shakes head*. But, besides that at what you guys agree on about cats, you two are some funny girls! XD 😀 =D

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  2. I am from Mars apparently! Amie,Rose thank you so much for bringing this crucial information in to my life!!! I think it would be great if you did another post like this, maybe with one of your other siblings.😉 I LOVE the pants thing!!

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    1. LOL! Maybe it’s actually me whose from mars. I seriously don’t know what I was thinking when I typed that, but Rose wouldn’t let me change it. One of my brothers is begging to be interviewed like this, but I’m afraid of what he’ll say.

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  3. Rose is so right, I’m glad you didn’t edit it. 😛 This was super hilariously funny! If I remember then I will nominate this for best of 2018.
    My little sister and I used to have pretend weddings all the time (we have video’s of them to) and we would wear the craziest of outfits. I always made her be the boy, because I loved being the girl. Thankfully those are past days. XD 😛 😀
    -Hannah
    P.S. I looked up William Moseley, does that Reed guy actually look like him? I ask because a mutual friend of mine whose name is Reese looks like the actor, and I just now made that connection. XD XD XD 😛

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    1. We did the pretend wedding thing too! I was always the guy because I was taller, but for the wedding dress we would use one of my dad’s old dress shirts. 😂
      Reed does look like a younger version of William Mosley. At least, he looks like William Mosley when William played Peter in the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. His name is not Reese, though.

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  4. BAHAHAHA AMIE (and Rose) THIS WAS HILARIOUS! Amie….you FIGHT yourself in your sleep? *shakes head* You are strange. XD And yeah, Cody does look a little like Mr. Ed! I used to watch Mr. Ed, haha. Hee hee, I’m with you on guys wearing pants to their knees, but thankfully I haven’t seen TOO much of that. XD You know what else is popular with guys? Hair so long and thick it’s practically a mop. Also I’m curious: where did you hear the name Tootie? Becuase that was Margaret O’Brien’s character’s name in Meet Me in St. Louis. As far as people looking at people, it’s so funny you said someone looked like William Moseley because I think my best friends younger brother looks just like Skandar Keynes! Also I LOVE the Narnia movies. ♥ You and Rose are so cute; I seriously I wish I had a sister!

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    1. Um, yes. I was afraid someone would pick up on that. I’m going to refrain from scowling at Rose, though. I’ve never seen hair that looks like a mop on guys.
      Oh, where I heard of a name called Tootie is a long story, but there really is a woman named Tootie in the area that I live. Really? That’s so cool. I want to see that boy, LOL! I LOVE the Narnia movies, too! But I’ve never watched “The Voyage of the Dawn Treader”, and everyone says that’s the worst one. What do you think? Oh, thanks. Someones finally called me cute. 😊

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      1. HA. HA. Really? I see it quite often. I met this guy the other week and his hair was super curly, but rather long. Then he put a hat on it. And it was SO POOFY IT WAS HILARIOUS!
        Really, now that’s interesting! Ha ha, Amie, I think you’ve seen him – it’s Allison’s brother Jeff. XD There are good pictures of him here, where YOU even commented! https://afarmgirlslife.wordpress.com/2018/02/03/winter-strolls/

        It’s debatable, but I really think he looks just like Skandar. XD Also, I LOVED The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. Ha ha, girl, of course you’re cute! 😀

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      2. Hmm, I have seen guys with curly hair. But that sounds curly to the extreme. 😂
        Ooh, Jeff! Um, no, I don’t think he looks THAT much like Skander Keynes, but he does have dark hair…Oh, once someone asked me if I was the model for Anna in Frozen when it first came out. I don’t think I look that much like her, do you?
        Oh, and another question. Do you think Logan looks like Allison? I personally do. 😂

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      3. Ha ha, and the hat just added to the poufy-ness. XD
        I beg to differ. XD Though, I shall be seeing him in person Thursday, so I will take a close look and let you know what I think then. *nods* (My family is going up to visit Allison’s for the weekend.) Ha ha, seriously? Well, after looking at Anna, you do look pretty similar. *nods* Especially in braids.
        Hmm, yeah! I think he looks the most like Allison out of all the kids, maybe. You can definitely tell they’re related. *nods*

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      4. Oh, I am so envious! I have another friend that lives in that area that I want to visit besides Allison. *sniffle* Can you take me with you? If not, you need to come visit me! I need you to take portraits of me. 😉 Ooh, apparently I look like Anna, minus the eye coloring. Maybe I should update my status. “I am actually Anna in the human form.” Except, I’ve never seen the movie, so I have no idea what she’s supposed to be. 😂 Definitely, which leads me to ask, do Rose and I even look related?

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      5. Ha ha, sorry, but I’m afraid the car is full with all the stuff we’re bringing. XD Ha ha, sure, do you have a guest house? HA HA, PERFECT. Yeah, me either. Well, I THINK she’s someone who can turn things into ice. *wise nod* Yes, I think so! You two have very similar features.

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      6. Oh…*sniffle* We don’t have a guest house, but we do keep the basement ready for any surprise visitors! You should really just come on down and visit. 😉 Really? You’re one of the first people to say that. Usually I’m asked, “Is that your sister? Man, you don’t look a thing like her!”

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      7. Ha ha, we shall see. XD I kind of like guest houses. That’s hilarious! I think it’s very apparent you two are sisters. Maybe it’s Rose’s glasses that throw them off, or something.

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  5. This was so fun! I actually have seen a guy who reminded me of William Moseley, though I hadn’t realized it until now.That horse does look like Mr. Ed, and he also reminds me of my horse too. Mr. Ed was an official equine actor, his real name was Bamboo Harvester. Look him up.

    I hope you do another one of these posts sometime!! *hint*hint*

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  6. Hahaha! This was awesome! Absolutely hilarious!!! There’s nothing better than getting a sneak peak into sister conversations late at night!!!!! DO THIS AGAIN!
    I have to agree, although I love cats, if they could talk, they would be the most selfish and self-centered creatures we had ever known. Second only to people… 😉
    Hahaha! Guys pulling their pants behind them in a wagon! I get that one! Oh my, I laughed so hard at that. CANNOT wait for that to go in style, so long as something worse doesn’t follow! Still waiting for ripped/stained/wrinkled pants to go out of style… Literally, if I want my pants that look like that I’ll have my little brothers take a cheap pair of them outside for five minutes. I wouldn’t pay extra for them to look like that.
    “We bought short skirts and shorts to turn into skirts with longer bottoms. Anyway, they were really short and we would play bad things with them.” “They weren’t bad things, we just pretended we went to college.” Hahaha!
    Hehe, Rose, if you were to run away from everyone else in the world because they’re all like you, does that mean that everyone else would be running away from each other too? That would be a chaotic universe!!!
    Man, I oughta do this with my sisters late at night sometime… Lol! Loved this post so much! Do it again! From the sound of it you probably enjoyed it just as much as the rest of us!

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    1. Oh, and I’m with you on the whole “people who don’t like coffee are from mars” thing. I have a few siblings who don’t like it! I promised my older brother that when he grows up, he’ll like it… Hahaha! And then he teases me because I’ve never had mountain dew kickstarter. 😉

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  7. A interesting post…
    So were you both actually saying theses things and you wrote them down as you talked??
    Oh, yes. That is probably what your five year old self would be thinking, Amel because after all you used to want to get married at seventeen.
    I don’t think everyone will be embarrassed of tattoos in five years after all that has been going on for hundreds of years.
    I think cats would be the rudest too! They act as if they own everything. As the saying goes “dogs have masters cats have staff.”
    you think fake ivy in houses is weird! How dare you (Just kidding 😉 ) I have it in my house!
    I know a little boy who looked just like Spanky for Little Rascals he was adorable. I haven’t seen him in like four years though so he is probably changed now.
    Wow, I am learning some new things about you! You fight in your sleep! That is crazy! And, you dressed up in… well! What a confession to be sure! (said in a English accent from the nineteenth century because I just like voice acting)

    We knew some one that is a carbon copy of Andrew, but a girl. Ah! It was very amusing when our families got together, to say in the least.

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  8. Well, you know how I feel about talking cats. *mischievous grin*

    The connections here are hilarious; I was at Allison’s house last week helping them clean the guest house for Aria! 😄

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  9. That was so cool and funny, really do another one. My sister is a bit like that. I call it Yankee Doodle ish !!!

    Sad to say I,m not a coffee lover, but am a coffee cake lover, I made one this afternoon!!

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